Incredible jokes aside — this product is tough on stains, but safe for your household. This can be used on carpets, dining chair upholstery, your clothes, etc.
Promising review: “I had some super nasty dress shirts that I was about to throw away. No matter how much I washed them, my antiperspirant deodorant was caked up inside the armpits and actually smelled like someone with rank armpits just took it off (not me certainly!?). I put two squirts of this stuff under each armpit and rubbed for about 15 seconds each. Then I tossed all the shirts in the floor for the night, still wet. The next morning, I washed them, took them out of the dryer, and I couldn’t believe that the shirts looked and smelled brand new. I love this stuff!” —Don K.
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.